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Chelsea Clinton wishes her mother was never born

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Chelsea told a conference group (the Women Deliver Conference) that she was totally bummed out that her maternal grandmother: “did not have access to services that are so crucial that Planned Parenthood helps provide.”

Yo Chelsea! I’m with you on that one. Your grandmother being the result of teenage unwed parents was a major bummer. Just look at the result, your mother was a product of having allowed that bastard child to actually live, reproduce and create what became the person responsible for BenghaziGate, the Rose Law firm criminal activity, and everything in between!

Just think what a boon Planned (non) Parenthood would have been, although that would of course mean that you, Chelsea wouldn’t be in existence either…

I suppose that would be an existential rabbit trail not really needed right now though. The real point of this is to simply remark at what a dolt you happen to be. To posit the abortion of your grandmother, thereby leaving yourself as an unobtainable possibility takes a special kind of stupid. Even if you’re simply trying to score some sort of political points on your way to whatever inane goal you have in mind, it beggars the mind you would come up with something that ignorant to blurt out.

Chelsea, you did notice that your mother was also speaking in-absentia to the crowd of brain dead buffoons also didn’t you? Are you perhaps suggesting that the world would have been a better place if your mother had never been? OK you’ve got me on that one, I have to agree with that line of reasoning, it’s just that I didn’t expect it from a Liberal Twit such as yourself.

At any rate, you got to stand up and make an idiot of yourself, pursuing the existential pathway to presumed oblivion, and that has to count for something. perhaps someday you’ll irritate someone important enough to give you a job as Secretary of something or other. Or perhaps you’ll be able to get a job as a White House intern and be allowed to treat the Big Guy or Big Gal really nice.

Wouldn’t that be ironic? Having the process come full circle that way?





Written by Gar Swaffar

June 21, 2013 at 4:33 am

Posted in Re-Thinking

6 Responses

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  1. Sorry to get here so late Gar, but you probably know by now I’ve been very ill since June.

    What a dolt is right. This child/woman is stupid enough for a WH position.

    Great article!


    July 4, 2013 at 2:52 pm

  2. You’re not late, all my Brothers and Sisters are always on time. HIS time just doesn’t use my clock, and who am I to be grumpy anyway?
    She is a knucklehead, but too smart by half to run (ruin) a WH position, except perhaps as an intern…wouldn’t that be poetic justice?

    Gar Swaffar

    July 5, 2013 at 5:47 am

    • Gar,

      That is quite funny and ironic if she were an intern in the White House.


      July 5, 2013 at 1:19 pm

  3. This may not sound very nice, Gar, but I have to say …. is it just me or does ignorance accelerate in certain bloodlines? I can’t believe the C said what she did.

    Mrs. AL

    July 17, 2013 at 11:47 pm

    • Being equally at risk of not being filled with grace for a segment of the political population: That particular bloodline appears tainted by something not quite human.

      Gar Swaffar

      July 18, 2013 at 12:47 am

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