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Moozie Bro’hood needs help

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The Moozlum Brotherhood in Egypt needs some help. They had in the past always simply used their slogan of “Islam is the solution” to identify their candidates when they were still banned by Hosehead Mubarak.


Now though the Generales Ruling Council have altered the election rules to ban religious slogans. Ouch!

So now the Bro’s in the Casbah  are in a quandary to know what to do about it. They’re looking for a new campaign motto/slogan/hype/lie/B.S./selling point/talking point to help their radical Moozie candidates get elected.


In a spirit of helpfulness, I really believe it be a friendly gesture to see if we can’t come up with something to help them along… the elections, not toward their own personal Valhallah of the MidEast variety where 72 Virginians are waiting to meet them (Tom Jefferson by the way is not a happy camper and will dearly enjoy expressing his dislike)


At any rate, I digress, If you have a campaign slogan which might be able to bring enlightenment to the Egyptian masses in their journey to a freely elected government, I would love to hear what they might be.

I would prefer to keep it civil, but to be honest I’m not that much of a stickler when it comes to Moozie Correctness or how they feel about it.


Written by Gar Swaffar

October 11, 2011 at 1:00 am

Posted in Re-Thinking

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  1. They need something pithy. A slogan which conveys their essence while promoting the value of supporting their candidates. In that spirit I suggest:
    “Keep your head”


    October 11, 2011 at 2:21 am

    • I like that, it’s pithy, direct, and even good advice for the Egyptian (m)asses!

      Gar Swaffar

      October 11, 2011 at 3:18 am

  2. I’ll bite and sound stupid … how about a slogan like, ‘We are Family.”
    To be honest, I like Saltwater’s better!

    Mrs. AL

    October 11, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    • Well Mrs AL, that would certainly work, although their “family” includes three goats, and a camel, so it may not be a term exclusive enough to prevent the goats from voting.


      October 11, 2011 at 7:13 pm

  3. My own entry would go:
    We hate Jews? yes we do!
    We hate Jews more than you!


    October 11, 2011 at 7:15 pm

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