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Calypso Louie Farrakhan and I agree

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Calypso Louie recently stated he believed Resident Obama is possessed by demons. I was moderately surprised to find myself on the same side of an argument with the Moron of Islam leader to say the least, but there it was in black and white. (no pun intended there) Louie, the Moron of Chicago ranting about the greatness of his “brother” MoMo Go-Daffy and how the Resident of America was a bad person for lumpin’ on old Momo and giving him grief (plus a metric buttocks load of cruise missiles)

It also came as a surprise to find out that Calypso Louie is a Prophet (profiteer) Of Islam and has announced that a natural disaster in the form of an earthquake will be visited on the nation of America because…..we are bad people, just not nice at all.

And before I get to far in this, let me state unequivocally, I do not believe we as a nation have any business doing anything at all in Libya. Nothing. MoMo isn’t a nice guy at all, no argument. MoMo though had the ability to keep the more radicalized elements of Al Queda on a close leash and to just shoot them when they got too noisy or rowdy.

But I digress, the Moron of Islam (is that an oxymoron?) has declared an earthquake is going to descend on America and do more damage to us than the Japanese earthquake did to North East Japan.
“A major earthquake is on the way to you and me and us,” he said. “Death and destruction is at the door of all of us, and we are worse prepared than the Japanese.”

Nice call Moron.

America’s Left Coast sits on the Pacific Rim of Fire, the largest earthquake ever recorded in America struck in Missouri and the entire earth sits on a series of tectonic plates that just keep shuffling around, over and under each other.

Gosh what a Whiz Kid Calypso Louie is, an earthquake is going to strike America. As one who lives on the Left Coast, that is simply not news. We’ve been told for a few decades to have enough food, water and medicine to last a month, for when, not if, “The Big One” hits. Loma Prieta was no slouch at 6.9 on the Richter scale, when it comes to earthquakes, lots of destruction there and quite a number of deaths, but it just wasn’t the Main Event the geologists have been warning about.

Calypso Louie is safe on his prediction, but I’m going to go him one more. I predict (since I’m not a Prophet) that the earthquake will be a 7.0 or more and will shake not only California but Nevada as well, and several light bulbs on the Las Vegas strip will be broken.


And I believe, as does Calypso Louie (sort of), that it is because our God is angry with us as a nation. Angry because we have turned away from Him and His ways and worshiped Pop Tarts, Brad Pitt, LiLo, rappers in general, white sugar and worst of all, The Resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.


Now I’m a prophet as well.




Written by Gar Swaffar

April 1, 2011 at 10:36 pm

Posted in Re-Thinking

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  1. You Go Prophet Gar! This is priceless. 5 stars here. I especially liked the ‘(profiteer) of Islam’ comment. You have him pegged perfectly … well almost. I would suggest that Islam is the one profiting from this goof ball. And indeed you are spot on when you outline why the Lord is angry with us as a nation.

    Mrs. AL

    April 5, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    • Thank you Mrs AL, the Father is not happy it is true (IMO) but it’s never too late to change (mostly)

      Gar Swaffar

      April 6, 2011 at 3:11 am

  2. When the New Madrid blew, the Mississippi River ran backwards and Reelfoot Lake was formed. And the New Madrid will blow again, eventually. The Moron of Islam (i.e., Calypso Louie) is another in a long line of Islamic idiots, more suited to the 10th century than 2011. I can also make a prediction that the sun will rise in the East tomorrow; but that does not make me a prophet.

    Gar, you are very correct concerning God. But things are changing concerning the morals of our country. The pendulum swung to the Left during the 1960’s, 1970’s, 1980’s, 1990’s, and 2000’s. However, it appears to be swinging back to the Right (one reason being the Left tried to shove too much down our throats).

    PS: Don’t expect to see too much of me for the next few weeks. I am in the middle of several projects, all on a fast track.

    Gray Ghost

    April 6, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    • GG, I have seen a change in the wind for some of the youth or younger Americans, but nothing I would call a ground swell, you could be right though, it may just be building momentum and will show up. I’ll count it real when all the Pop Tarts are actually in jail for being stupid and can’t make a living of the youth of the nation.

      BTW, I predict the Sun is going to explode in the next few billions years, +/- a few.

      Gar Swaffar

      April 7, 2011 at 3:56 am

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