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Pelosi Found in John Birch Meeting

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According to a source at , Nanny Pelosi was found in a John Birch Society meeting late last week.
The intent of her sojurn into the dark side was not immediately clear. She had apparently gone dressed as a Rastifarian including dredlocks.

On being denied entrance, she used her House of Reps ID with aa $100 bill to the Master at Arms in attendance at the door,to finagle an entry to the open door meeting. After entering and mingling during the pre-meeting happy hour and imbibing approximately three martinis, a pair of scotch and sodas and two Rum shots, she was then ready to do battle with the other attendees.

At that point though she was also just a little to sloshed to maintain control of her thought processes. She kept mumbling about wanting the other “Dyke Bitch” and Billy the Two Timer to let her have a chance at ruining the Country.

When Ms Nanny had finally succumbed to the Demon Rum and quieted down. The meeting began in earnest, at which point Ms Nanny jumped up and started screaming about wanting the U.S.S. George Washington as her Official “Boat” and “they would just have to figure out how to land a 747 on that damn thing.”

At the end of the meeting Ms. Nanny was left slumped over a chair murmuring about the size of someones “gerbil” in her purse.
Oddly Richard Gere had never made an appearance at the meeting.


Written by Gar Swaffar

April 17, 2007 at 3:35 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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