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Special Forces

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I was sent this. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 5,000-man elite

fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces? (USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Oklahoma,

Tennessee and Texas troopers will be dropped into Iraq and have been

Given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don’t like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.

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Written by Gar Swaffar

February 6, 2006 at 5:31 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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