Simple and Everything Else

“An Exceptionally Simple Theory of Everything,”  by A. Garrett Lisi

German Car vs. Terrorist Ad

This you tube ad from Volkswagon is just absolutely great.

Volkswagon Polo vs. terrorist

Hagel the RepubliKrat is Gone

Damn! It’s about time, for sure. Hagel was a RINO of the worst sort.

Not just on the War on Jihad, but in every respect. Immigration, economy, second amendment – name a problem and Hagel would take the wrong side for anyone considered to be a conservative.

Greece from NASA Terra Sat

The link below will take you to a NASA Terra satellite view of Greece on fire.

http://www.flashearth.com/?lat=36.865568&lon=22.739855&z=7.8&r=0&src=nasa

Florida Djhims Are So Sad

The Florida djhimakrats are very, very sad.

(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

Can we all just give a great big AHHHHHHHHHHHH Gee Whiz for them?

The picture of Karen Thurman of the Florida Democratic Party wiping a tear as she is speaking to her WashingtonDC  DNC Rules and Bylaws Komrades says it all doesn’t it?

The Djhims don’t even like other Djhims! They seem to always be out there lumping on each other. Like Hitlery and Obamalamadingdong, always poking at each other.

 Oh well, it could be worse I suppose, they could be poking fun at old Fidel Castro before he assumes room temperature. Sure as shootin’ he’s an easy target and ulikely to hit back right now. Being busy trying to breathe and all.

Maybe if the Florida Djhims promise to hold their primaries in January of 2009, that good ‘ole boy Howard “arrrrggghhh” Dean will forgive them and let their delagate votes be counted next time around. If the delegates can figure out how to do it without any hanging chads.

The Cost of Illegals

In the foothils of California, a fire broke out last night (8/22/07) in a remote area of Tuolumne County, near Columbia, a town turned into a State Park. One of the Mexican Drug Cartel groups had a campfire.

Nearly a hundred acres burned, a great many homes being evacuated, displacement of lives, even if only for a short time. There is a cost to this beyond the actual and real cost of fighting the fire and the fire fighters who were hurt doing so.
I had driven up into the area this morning to do a job. I was turned back because a road in that area had been closed.

With nothing else to do, I stuck around to find out what the “scoop” was on the fire. In speaking with one of the local Law Enforcement manning the roadblock, it came out that the fire had begun in the area of a Marijuana Garden. Apparently this garden like so many in the region was manned by Illegal Economic Invaders from one of the Mexican Drug Cartels who frequent the area due to the availability of very remote areas with access to water.
 In listening to the CalFire spokesperson on the radio, it was revealed that over $1,500,000 have been spent this year so far fighting fires which began at pot gardens in the area.

The suppression costs of this fire are likely to come close to another half million for the seventeen engine crews, three air tankers, seven hand crew and one helicopter.

Lets not even try to work out the cost of the three firefighters who got hurt. One with a broken arm and two less seriously.
The community in question is a relativley small one in terms of population, not so small in the size of the County involved. There is simply no way for a County government of that size to adequately patrol an area so large. And the reality is, they shouldn’t have to. Not at least for Mexican Drug Cartels who seem to run rampant at will!

The cost of the Illegal Invasionists, the cost of dealing with more drug growers and more drug traffickers is beyond the scope of a local goverment. The root cause of this issue is a border which is so porous as to be effectively no border at all. Just a line in the sand, and sometimes not even a line.
Congress has appropriated more than $800 million to build 800 + miles of fence, to date only 18 miles have been built. The Democrat Congress is dragging its feet, trying not to build a fence which will close the border to so many prospective liberal socialist voters.
It is nearly the time for an overhaul of our governmental system. The current system is completely non-responsive to the requirements of its populace. The overiding concern of 98% of all the CONgress (as distinguished from PROgress) is to get re-elected. to paraphrase Adm. Farragut, “Damn the people! Full speed ahead, in reverse”

The actions of a CONgress fully devoted to being re-elected, and the need to spend copious amounts of time on developing the funds to pay for the time spent electioneering means the average Schmoe in office only spends roughly half his or her time actually doing the primary job they are there to do!
It’s time for a return to the roots of the CONgressional system. Part-time legislators, who will serve a term and go home. It’s time to remove the exhorbitant retirement benefits which allow a CONgress critter to earn more after retiring than they earned while serving.

It’s time to remove a government so involved with lobbyists and former CONgress critters turned lobbyist as to blur the distinction as to who is who at any given moment.
The time has come not to control lobbying, but to remove lobbying as a function of government. It’s time to institute the death penalty for anyone caught trying to influence an Officer of the CONgress for any reason. With the trial for such an act to be held within thirty days of an indictment, and execution within thirty days after the trial. One appeal and one appeal only and that only to the SCOTUS, no stops at any of the Circuit Court of Appeals.
With a few or several examples made of the ne’er do wells attempting to subvert the Democratic form of our Government, By, Of and For the People, the incidence of misalgnment of priorities in CONgress could be corrected in one election cycle it seems.

Or is it perhaps well past the time for make the corrections in Government ???

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Bette Midler and Moose Gas

Bette “the compost queen” Midler ’s    Moose Gas tree gaffe.

Yes Bette, the laws are only for us little people, the common folks, not a big name star like y’all. Miss Bette, you just go ahead and rape the earth as much as you want. After all, you’re only one person! How much damage can just one person really do?

Although, there has been no research from any of the Norwegians to find out how much gas Bette releases every year. That might be a study worth funding – by Norway, not me and mine.

Moon Rocks, Peace & Happiness

After re-reading  “Nuke The Moon”  at IMAO (written nearly four years ago) and finding nothing at all to disagree with, and with which I actually endorse the application of, I suggest a National Campaign by like minded individuals to send a box of moon rocks to Tehran. And specifically asking Achmediineyjhad to carry one in his pocket.

The answer at that point is simple.
Follow the rules:
1] Nuke the moon

2] If the Iranians whine about it:
  a] Re-nuke
     1] repaeat as needed

3] If some other Socialist Nanny State whines about it.
1] Nuke them too.
   a] repeat as needed

Peace Through Strength, because anything else is just suicide – slow or fast

NY Tornado & Early Primaries

On the surface there appears to be no connection between the tornado in Brooklyn the early election primaries and the Texas Dead Zone .  But to any savvy raconteur there is always a connection. Its the wheels within wheels concept which has come  full circle.

The real aggressor in this scenario is of course the Ponderously Early Election Primary Schadenfreude. In ordinary circumstances the objective of most Liberal Candidates for any office would  of course be to prove how many of their Orthodox Conservative opponents are really just gutter dwellers surviving on the Shadenfreude Principle of Economics. The problem with the current election cycle is the extremely early beginning of the Liberal Electioneering Android Perpetrators

In this election cycle we have entered into truly new territory by entering the election cycle so freakin’ early even the Liberalista Press Monkeys get tired of it and start pushing storys about pandas in a zoo, zoos seeking pandas, zoos without pandas and why on earth does China have a complete monopoly on the wild panda production habitat?

But I digress. (digressification is a strategery known only to extreme raconteurism professionals)

The link to the seemingly random occurences of a tornado in Brooklyn, a largish Dead Zone off the coast of Texas and the PEEPS is the animosity of the Liberal Candidates to each other and to the Othodox and Quasi-Orthodox Conservative candidates.

It’s that animosity so close to the surface of even the Burgeoning Breck Girl candidacy of John “I’m a Man” Edwards ( so says his wife) which is the link in the catastrophes of the tornado and the Texas Dead Zone (TDZ).

All of the aggression of the second and third tier candidates is creating a huge zone of superheated air which rises over the city of New York when the NY Times exposes (or slimes) another revelation of the atrocities of war in the Fight to Escape Capitalism Under Neo Democratic Socialist leadership.

While the tornado in Brooklyn is of course, simply a result of an exercize in administering freedom of the press, there is also the nasty little problem of the TDZ which is related to the issue of the swirling nexus of political discord over New York and Washington D.C. That would of course be due to the upcoming month long vacation of President Bush as he returns to Crawford Texas for a relaxing Photp Op with the Frenchy Presidenty Sarkozy or perhaps another of the Royal Saudi family with whom W can hold hands.

The TDZ being a strategery to keep enemy porpoises, whales, dolphins and other crustacean like behemoths from creeping up the Brazos river estuary and then into the back seat of Cindy Sheehan’s Yugo or Volkswagon or whatever she drives and from there into the hinterland of Crawford.

The methodology of the TDZ is really most ingenious for a Texican to have thought of. The El Presidente Texican concieved of the idea entirely on his own. By using his connections in the oil industry and getting access to the Strategeric Oil Reserves of the nation he simply had oil pumped into a vast underwater cavern at the mouth of the Brazos river, then had air pumped into the cavern under high pressure. Thereby creating the Diesel Cycle effect which ignites the oil in the same fashion by which a diesel engine works.

As the oil is burned it naturally uses up the available oxygen. The resulting fumes are then allowed to escape into the ocean and produces an area which is depleted in oxygen. The oxygen depleted area prevents all of the trained propoises from crossing through the affected area of the ocean.

 As a result of the ongoing effect of having a Republican In Name Only President we now have a Texas Dead Zone, tornadoes in Brooklyn and a Ponderously Early Election Primary Shadenfreude cycle.

The answer to all of these problems would be for the Federal Reserve to reduce the Prime Lending Rate a modest quarter of a percent. That though is very unlikely to happen while the Tri-lateral Commission holds such sway as it does in the Government of the United States.

With all of the Presidents since (and including) Jimmy “The Peanut Head” Carter being Tri-lateral Commission members and the stated goal of the Tri-lateral Commisssion being a New World Economic Order the reality of the world includes only the ability of the American People to correct the problem by rising up in anger when the Soverignty of the United States of America is threatened. Hence the need for greater gun control by the existing governmental regimes – whether Liberal, Conservative (RINO) or any sub-set within either group.

The time is close for the People of this country to make a choice.

Be Free                                                                                                                                          

or ……………………

Mega Eagle Scout

Okay, I was pondering at the age of 55+ about changing my profession from Construction Manager and Contractor to either a cosmologist studying black holes, a physicist studying cold fusion energy, or monkey urine sampling technician.

After reading about David Hahn the Radioactive Scout (AP story at Foxnews) I’m thinking maybe cosmologist or monkey urine sampling tech, because there is just no way I am interested in winding up looking like

 

And thats just his face, there is no telling what else is wrong and I don’t want to know anymore than that. period.

And what did his girlfriend think? Too much candy? Too much pizza?

Would it ever occur to anyone to think “Whoa has that guy been been smokin’ meth through a smoke detector?”