Bette Midler and Moose Gas

Bette “the compost queen” Midler ’s    Moose Gas tree gaffe.

Yes Bette, the laws are only for us little people, the common folks, not a big name star like y’all. Miss Bette, you just go ahead and rape the earth as much as you want. After all, you’re only one person! How much damage can just one person really do?

Although, there has been no research from any of the Norwegians to find out how much gas Bette releases every year. That might be a study worth funding – by Norway, not me and mine.